Chris and Melanie finally got hitched after 17 years. I don’t know what weather god they worshipped but it paid off, the day was glorious sunshine. Somehow our table managed to acquire lots of extra bottles of wine, and then as the evening progressed, more and more half finished bottles were abducted. It was a grand day, I wish all weddings were like that.

Saw Dylan Moran at Cambridge Corn Exchange, has anyone else noticed their eyebrows turning into wiry radio receivers? Made me chuckle.

How does a cat end up with a patella (knee cap) that keeps popping out? No-one knows and he certainly isn’t telling me. But he’s paying the price now after a lengthy operation and two days in cat hospital. The somewhat overexcited vet phoned me after the op to say he’d taken lots of photos and was hoping to present the case as he’d never seen anything like it. Would I like to see the photos? Er no. But please tell me how my cat is doing….. Went to visit him and he’s doing well - extremely shaved but still with a fluffy tail. The blue spray on his bum was particularly funny. The next four weeks living in a cage is not going to be fun. Off to pick him up soon…..